The teat goes straight up and angled away from the pin, like a shark fin. Everyone knows this you freaking noob. Shrink the game 😩
GolfGodsAreReal
It goes in your mouth
AnimageCGF
Tits out for the boys, always.
Zugzwang005
Won’t matter when you’re playing your next ball in 3 holes anyway
Vivid-Detective4274
Hahaha this happened to me! Same balls. I emailed customer support to let them know they cum drizzled on my balls and they sent me a new dozen.
IsaacJacobSquires
That’s not a teat, bro. No wonder your wife is over here all the time.
PrezidentsChoice
Something about this is so off-putting
JackHack212
Sorethumbsfifa
babyfade180
Nip-Star
whycantigetwhatiwant
69FireChicken
I hear they like it when you smash them with a new wedge. Extra grippy!
Right-Round9339
QC Fail!!
Cautious_Buffalo6563
The pin for added aerodynamicity
Golf4funky
Huh?
SeaProcedure607
Either left or right depending if you want to hit a draw or a fade.
For putting use it to counter the break on the green. If the putt is down hill line it straight up and use it to slow down the ball.
radiorabbit
On a real note, this has happened to me a few times with Srixon balls. Last year I bought 24 Srixon Z Star XVs from Amazon and 4 had cover defects. I bought 36 for this season and only one had issues, but I’m going to Kirkland’s 3.0s and never going back to Srixon. Their covers also seem to scuff a lot quicker than any other ball I’ve played.
Willing_Television77
Yeet that teat
KAKEJELLY23
Teats up
sdghjjd
Yes.
xcwolf
Make sure it spin in the direction of the shot so it can stabilize and cancel out the sidespin
guamsdchico
OP missed a perfect opportunity to use the NSFW tag
hrpomrx
They should make it longer, so it can double as a tee.
exq1mc
Fun fact. Imprecise balls is what drove the creation of the titlest pro v1. Apparently he the creator was playing and noticed he wasn’t hitting the straight. So he took his ball and X- rayed it. The x-ray is the last definitive quality control step for ALL pro v1 balls still today.
DoiReadThatStupid
My golf ball has niples, Focker, can you milk my balls?
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The teat goes straight up and angled away from the pin, like a shark fin. Everyone knows this you freaking noob. Shrink the game 😩
It goes in your mouth
Tits out for the boys, always.
Won’t matter when you’re playing your next ball in 3 holes anyway
Hahaha this happened to me! Same balls. I emailed customer support to let them know they cum drizzled on my balls and they sent me a new dozen.
That’s not a teat, bro. No wonder your wife is over here all the time.
Something about this is so off-putting
Nip-Star
I hear they like it when you smash them with a new wedge. Extra grippy!
QC Fail!!
The pin for added aerodynamicity
Huh?
Either left or right depending if you want to hit a draw or a fade.
For putting use it to counter the break on the green. If the putt is down hill line it straight up and use it to slow down the ball.
On a real note, this has happened to me a few times with Srixon balls. Last year I bought 24 Srixon Z Star XVs from Amazon and 4 had cover defects. I bought 36 for this season and only one had issues, but I’m going to Kirkland’s 3.0s and never going back to Srixon. Their covers also seem to scuff a lot quicker than any other ball I’ve played.
Yeet that teat
Teats up
Yes.
Make sure it spin in the direction of the shot so it can stabilize and cancel out the sidespin
OP missed a perfect opportunity to use the NSFW tag
They should make it longer, so it can double as a tee.
Fun fact. Imprecise balls is what drove the creation of the titlest pro v1. Apparently he the creator was playing and noticed he wasn’t hitting the straight. So he took his ball and X- rayed it. The x-ray is the last definitive quality control step for ALL pro v1 balls still today.
My golf ball has niples, Focker, can you milk my balls?
https://preview.redd.it/mwxbjdl891mf1.png?width=696&format=png&auto=webp&s=c840e4ff95a371c3800eec2e3f6cf6e5172e22cb
PP to the pin